Speaking of which, I see that as we move into 2025, his number of paid members on Patreon has risen to 361.
They were at 364 last night and are now at 354. He was at roughly 310 and made yet another begging video. He was expecting a lot more than the 50 he got. He wanted something like 576 and specifically mentioned that on his video.
Jabba the Hutt knows better than anyone that he needs to keep priming the pump (wording!) about donations so that the newbies who have just discovered his channel are reminded that he needs all this money to live on. It is going to be like this from now on. This time last year he was just over 400 so look for him to beg again in about 6 months time due to the lower number of pledges suckers.
Since he reads this, I’ll describe it in a way he can understand:
Lloyd, your begging stunts are like masturbating. You desire the quick dopamine hit, but return to a flaccid state soon after. The more you masturbate, the less of a rush you get. You know you need to space it out more but you just can’t help yourself.
It’s a solo show, dum-dum! You can’t get yourself pregnant!